My dear son pooped in his Halloween costume today, so he didn't get to go out.
My dear daughter exploded thru her pants yesterday, and disregarded my "NO's!" (Course I've had laryngitis all week so nobody can hear me anyway.) She went ahead and slid down the slide poop and all......
Oh here's a good one. My daughter locked us in a room the other night. I had to crawl out the window and borrow some lock picking-stuff from a neighbor. That was fun.
UGH!!!!






